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Monday, May 24, 2010

Nine Legendary Phrases used by women

After a long survey, I found there are "Nine Legendary Phrases" used by women most of the time.....

1. FINE : This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. So TRUE!! lolx that of course include me.

2. 5 MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. My brother, been there...really true...

3. NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fire. Aiyoi..my brother always get this during the "day" of the month...never missed.. !!! poor thing....

4. GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. GUYS~! Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (+_+) ....

6. THAT'S OK : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Ops, sorry girls.... just a tip sharing hahaha.

7. THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'WHATEVER'). Hahahahah..so TRUE

8. WHATEVER : Is a woman's way of saying FxxK YOU! Hell yea..guys normally just said "FxxK YOU"

9. DON WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Guys..nothing you can do about this except endure it..or find a way around it..Amuse us..entertain us ..


all the best ~

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